Labels
by: Carer
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My thanks to Huff who allowed me to copy
these to my site, from where they now come.
Here are some label instructions:
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
· On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
· On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
· On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
· On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
· On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness
· On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children
· On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
· On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for other use.
· On Sainbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains Nuts
· On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts
· On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Many thanks to Huff. Lol
About the Author
Best wishes & God Bless, Carer.
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